Saturday, November 07, 2009

A Sea-serpents guide to North Sikkim & Bhutan

Folks who know me would tell you that I’m an urban kind of serpent. Midgard is the natural habitat for this particular Elver and I’m not generally inclined to venture very far from the sultry waters of the metrop. But sometimes the leper colony where I have to go to earn my monthly paycheck occasionally gets on my nerves to such an extent that I have to get away in an attempt to forget the place exists. The place that drew the short straw this time was the state of Sikkim with a subsequent diversion planned to Bhutan by the good folks at Jungle Lore who had organised the whole thing.

 

Phase I – Gangtok

In order to get to Sikkim, you first have to land at Bagdogra Airport, in Darjeeling district of West Bengal. Its roughly a four hour drive, not counting stops which one might take on the way for tea & snacks. One thing that struck this traveller was the fact that darkness seems to come on very early in these parts, with the electric lights being necessary as early as 5pm. Cooler reflection of course suggests that the location of these parts well to the east of Allahabad is what leads to this situation.

We were put up at the Hotel Ttakshang Residency, which is location in a very picturesque corner of Gangtok, which itself must surely rank as one of the most picturesque state capitals in the country.P1010530 

The food here was very good, and the staff very friendly and courteous. All the items on the menu are not always available (getting supplies, I am told, is a problem at times) but the Chinese and Indian food were both very well made. The primary ingredient out in these parts is chilly, which may be a problem for some, but I’m one of these serpents who likes hot things, which includes spices, so it was a case of all being for the best as far as I was concerned.

 

The next day was spent in some local sightseeing. Brief highlights are as below:

Rumtek Monastery

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Located about half an hour from the main city, the Rumtek Monastery as it now stands was founded in 1959 by the 16th Karmapa when he arrived in India from Tibet, though the site dates back to the 16th century. It’s an imposing structure, with a number of interesting frescoes (I’ve added a couple of photos below) and relics of the Buddhist faith. A large number of Llamas are in residence in the monastery as well as in the college and residential structures in the same complex.

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Photography is not permitted inside the prayer halls, but the place exudes an atmosphere of ancient rituals, containing vast numbers of prayer scrolls, idols and more frescoes. The room is also lined with mats and tables for the llamas to meditate and pray, as well as a number of musical instruments that we’re told form an accompaniment to the general effort.

Museum of Tibetology

They set up this little building housing some of the artefacts that I assume were salvaged from the sack of Lhasa.P1010054 It’s set up similar to a monastery with the frescoes etc. Again, no photography inside. The interior consists of a number of paintings on silk brocade, idols of the Buddha and various saints and ancient books among other things. An interesting objet d’art one comes across here are the various prayer items made of human skulls and bones. Macabre but fascinating.

Ropeway

From here, post-lunch it was time to get on the ropeway. This runs between Deorali and the highest point in Gangtok near the assembly building. It offers a nifty view of the city and surrounding valley, but watch out for overcrowding – the operators tend to fill the car up on the lines of Midgard local trains. Luckily when we got into the thing there were only about a dozen of us in toto, so one managed to get standing space.

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Flower Garden

The final stop on the city tour is the flower garden, a beautifully maintained piece of landscape which houses some pretty exotic shrubbery. Thankfully they do allow photography here.

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Mall Road

The day drew to a close with a visit to M.G. Road, which is the main shopping district of Gangtok. Point to remember – things close early here. By 7:30 in the evening, shops being to close, by 8:00 the shutters are down and by 9:00 you may be walking through a ghost town. There isn’t even a meal to be hand at that time, so if you’re looking for a bite, get it done with before the clock moves into the last quarter.

Well, that’s it for now; will post the details about the journey to North Sikkim tomorrow.

Friday, November 07, 2008

Book Review : Brisingr



Brisingr is the 3rd instalment in what the author tells us is to be a four-part saga that tells the story of Eragon, a farm-boy who finds a dragon egg on a forest trail and finds not just his life, but the world around him changes dramatically.

As such, Brisingr shows signs of Paolini's growth as a writer. It is much better written than the first instalment of the series, Eragon though the narrative structure is still not as tight as it should be. Even compared to Eldest, the second instalment of the saga, Brisingr has a smoother, more believable narrative.

As in Eldest, the story is told from alternating points of view, primarily those of Eragon and his cousin Roran. An interesting addition here are passages from the point of view of the dragon Saphira which are very cleverly written.

Brisingr begins where Eldest leaves off, in the aftermath of the Battle of the Burning Plains, where the resitance forces (the 'Varden') have defeated the forces of the evil Emperor. It follows Eragon's story as he grapples with revelations about his father and mother, dwarf politics and confronting the increasingly diabolical machinations of the evil emperor Galbatorix. As with all books that come in the middle of a multi-part story, Brisingr does tend to leave one feeling like one has just bitten into a hollow eclair. 

The vague parallels with the Star Wars series continue, though they are less obvious than in earlier instalments. The world he creates lacks conviction when compared to JK Rowling's Potterverse or Feist's Riftwar Universe.

All in all, I would say Brisingr is only essential reading if you've already read the earlier two instalments of the story. If not, there are much better fantasy novels out there, much more worthy of a glance.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

The Art of the Dancer, by Richard Austin

Anna Pavlova with Mordkin


Profiling a great artiste is never easy. Very few biographies of the truly artistically gifted have come even close to doing justice to the brilliance of their subjects. The task undertaken by Richard Austin in “The Art of the Dancer”, of profiling six of the finest exponents of an art so visual as dance becomes, then, positively Herculean. Dance is an enthralling form of art, comprising beauty of form and technique, of harmony with the music and of dramatic expression. Encapsulating the grandeur of this moving, living art form in mere words is like trying to compress the water of the Nile in a wine-glass. Having said that, Richard Austin does an admirable job of trying. This slim book is a treasure-trove of nuggets of information and insights into the lives of six artistes who were, in the strongest sense of the word, stars. Writing in very elegant prose, Austin tries to shed some light on the obscure facets of the lives of the dancers, their relationships with parents, friends and lovers, their impoverished backgrounds, their early training and how all these aspects contributed to making them the great artistes they were.

The book is divided into six sections, each devoted to one of the dancers.
The first dancer profiled is the French sensation Marie Taglioni. Austin writes an interesting account of her glorious dancing and very pedestrian nature, creating a fascinating story of a woman whose failings were as human as her dancing was divine. Driven hard by a father who lived vicariously through his brilliant daughter, Taglioni, like Mozart before her, found solace in her dance, a rare gift that raised the ordinary choreography of her father to sublime levels. The first dancer to have an admirer throw a bouquet of flowers at the stage, she’d go on to be the recipient of the most extravagant gifts, inspite of her less-than-prepossessing personal appearance. Raised from extreme poverty to immense wealth and then reduced to poverty again by the depredations of her father, Marie’s story is of a person who was constantly striving to overcome her limitations, and invariably did.

He then moves on to the incomparable Anna Pavlova. Austin does not try to describe her dancing, and with good reason – by all accounts, such an attempt would have been futile. To all with even a passing acquaintance with the ballet, she will always be The Dancer, a gift of the Gods who chose to shine on the stages of our world like a comet, leaving in her tail a tradition of dance that is echoed in the movements and aspirations of thousands of aspiring ballerinas in schools from San Francisco to St. Petersburg. Austin rather chooses to describe the nature of this woman who was capricious in her ways but steadfast in her determination, jealous but appreciative of her rivals, generous to a fault, empathetic and loving; who dreamed in equal measure of being a princess and of taking the joy of dance to as many people as possible. Anna Pavlova learned early that she brought joy into people’s lives, that when they watched her dance, they left their sorrows, their troubles behind, and lost themselves in the beauty and magic of her art. She spent the rest of her life taking that art around the world, dancing in packed bull-rings in Mexico, in the middle of bloody street-fighting in Cuba, in places as far from the nerve-center of classical dance as India and New Zealand. The Dancer’s life is beyond explanation or justification, she just Is, and Austin manages to do an admirable job of chronicling this fact.

Pavlova’s non-classical contemporary, Isadora Duncan presents another dilemma to Austin – a stormy petrel, a non-conformist, a free-style dancer who won over the most discerning audiences of Russia and Europe, the neo-communist defied categorization as she defied tradition and the greatness of her art, unlike that of the other dancers in this book, died with her. Austin perhaps fails in this particular profile, not able to quite get into the mind of the eccentric, egotistic genius that this Irish-American beauty was in her life and her freakish death. Nonetheless we are served with a picture of the tempestuous Duncan, her foibles, her passionate nature and her endlessly destructive love-affairs.

Olga Spessivtzeva, the classical ice-princess is beautifully depicted by Austin, as he draws parallels and contrasts between her pristine frigidity and Pavlova’s sensual warmth. Olga’s almost detached approach to her art, seeing the dance as an end in itself, rather than as a means of pleasing an audience, is brought out in Austin’s account of her endless hours spent practicing in the studio. Her final descent into madness and recovery is surprisingly glossed over in a few paragraphs, but this profile remains one of the most intriguing pictures of the mysterious woman with the unpronounceable name.

Austin presents Tamara Karasivina in probably the most positive light of all – possibly because she was the most well-balanced, almost ‘normal’ inasmuch as an artiste of that calibre can be termed ‘normal’. Karasivena was the best actress and surely the most versatile dancer of her time, a fact Austin brings out beautifully in his profile of her. Painting a portrait of a great artiste and beauty who was surprisingly untouched by the arrogance of the typical diva and lived a happy, fulfilled life.

The final portrait is of Alicia Markova, the first great modern ballerina, a child prodigy who was the toast of London at the age of 10 and continued to enthral audiences for another thirty years. Alicia was different from the other dancers…an enigma of a different sort. Technically flawless from a very early age, she took some time to realize her self-expression as a dancer, to infuse her own spirit into her performances. It’s an interesting story of a subdued, docile nature that lived and blossomed into its own under the lights of the stage.

The Art of the Dancer is essential reading for anyone with an interest in the classical dance forms, but I would also like to recommend it to the casual reader and for those who wish to improve their own writing style. The book serves as a master-class in the use of prose to describe motion, showing in a rather poor light the attempts made by more celebrated writers of fiction. In any case, for a generation that, like myself, has been brought up on physical education drills masquerading as dance, a peek into the lives of the true geniuses of the art can only be beneficial. It makes one long for something better, something more than what life in mundane Midgard has to offer. And that can only be a good thing.

Isadora Duncan

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Book Review : Wuthering Heights

[One of the major problems with being in a B-school - and North Midgard, for all its failings, must be termed as that - is that it leaves so little time for reading anything worthwhile. Since, like all good serpents, I fall asleep within ten minutes of opening a management text-book, this has meant I've done hardly any reading at all in the past six months or so. However, towards the end of the first trimester, we were given the opportunity to write a 'Book Review that brought out the various power equations and conflicts that could happen withing human relations'. While I didn't really understand what that sentence meant, I caught the first two words and went on and wrote a Review of 'Wuthering Heights', a book that, to me, has a near-holy status.
It was story that grew in the telling, and by the end of it, I had a review that was a full 13 pages long.
Having nothing better to do, I shall now proceed to put up this monster of a review on this Blog. The longest single post ever, I think
If you haven't read the book yet, and do not want to know the plot, stop here.]


The Author

It is impossible to place Wuthering Heights as a book into perspective without first knowing a little about Emily Brontë. She was the fifth of six children of an Irish Reverend, whose mother died when she was three. Educated mostly at home by her father, Emily grew up in the company of her two sisters, Charlotte and Anne, both of whom also went on to become famous novelists, and her brother Branwell, a dissolute figure who was, nevertheless, much doted on by his sisters. She spent most of her life in the bleak moors of Yorkshire, which are the inspiration and backdrop of Wuthering Heights. This isolation from the world outside proved surprisingly conducive to the creative genius of the girls – the time spent with each other and in solitude proving a fertile ground for the growth of their imaginations. They wrote poetry and prose from a young age, and making up stories to fill in the idle time rambling on the lonely moors must have been a necessity. Emily and Anne had even created a whole fantasy world in their poems (commonly referred to as the ‘Gondal’ Poems) – the world of Wuthering Heights is often considered to be drawn from the Gondal world.

Wuthering Heights was the only book its author ever wrote. She died at the age of 30, never living to see the success and adulation her work would receive. Living most of her life with her family or teaching at a school in Haworth, Emily lived what can only be described as a very cloistered existence.

So perhaps it is remarkable that she could have written as intense a book as Wuthering Heights. It is remarkable that a woman in the prime of her youth could have written a book of the morbid splendour of Wuthering Heights. It is remarkable that a woman could have created a character of such violent, wicked power as Heathcliff. But then, Wuthering Heights is a remarkable book.

If ever a tragically short life was fulfilled, Emily Brontë’s was. What she left behind is immortal; it is a part of the collective conscious of the English-speaking world.

I was young when I first read it – about twelve or thirteen, I can’t quite remember – and have read it several times since. Each reading has been a source of endless pleasure to me as it has to generations before me. It is not just about the tragic, almost spiritually intense love story of Catherine and Heathcliff – as Bonamy Dorbarre puts it, “After a hundred years, the verdict goes that Wuthering Heights is itself an experience, a part of our sense of existence, it colours our view of what life is about.”

The Setting

Wuthering Heights is set on the bleak moors of Yorkshire. The action confines itself to a small geographical area – the eponymous House of the Earnshaw family, Wuthering Heights, and that of the Lintons, Thrushcross Grange. There are occasional references to the nearby village of Gimmerton, but it hardly impinges on the narrative. The landscape Brontë describes is of wild, uncultivated hills and crags, of cold wintry plains, and the warm comfort of Thrushcross Park. The houses are isolated – four miles separate the Grange from the Heights, and the village is even further away. It is in this close isolation that she traces the fortunes of the two families – the Lintons and the Earnshaws, and the effect the foundling Heathcliff has on them. The houses themselves are indicative of the occupants – Wuthering Heights located at a high altitude amidst cold biting winds and the Grange in the calm, gentle plains.

It is the wildness that lends the book that flavour that leaves its mark, I think. The title itself is aptly chosen – ‘Wuthering’ literally refers to the effect of atmospheric tumults, a word describing the setting as perfectly as it does the story. Long after you close the book, you carry the image of the stony moors, the moss on the ground, the forbidding exterior of the Heights, the grim, brooding figure of the ‘hero’ and the light-footed, wild step of the heroine walking along paths only known to themselves, in your mind.

The Characters

Mr. Earnshaw: Landowner, master of Wuthering Heights
Heathcliff: A foundling, raised by the elder Mr. Earnshaw.
Catherine Earnshaw: Daughter of Mr. Earnshaw
Hindley Earnshaw: Catherine’s elder brother
Edgar Linton: Master of Thrushcross Grange
Isabella Linton: His sister
Catherine Linton: daughter of Catherine Earnshaw and Edgar Linton (to avoid confusion, I shall refer to her as ‘Cathy’, the name by which her father referred to her)
Linton Heathcliff: Son of Heathcliff
Hareton Earnshaw: Son of Hindley
Ellen ‘Nelly’ Dean: Housekeeper and trusted servant of the Earnshaws and Lintons at various times.
Lockwood: Heathcliff’s tenant
…and other minor characters

Review

Wuthering Heights begins in a dramatic fashion.
Lockwood, the tenant at Thrushcross Grange, calls on his landlord Heathcliff at his house, the Heights, where he observes the taciturn protagonist, the uncouth Hareton and the beautiful but haughty child-widow, Cathy. Forced to stay overnight by a violent snowstorm, Lockwood finds himself sleeping in a tiny garret that obviously was once the refuge of a certain Catherine Earnshaw, whose name is scrawled multiple times on the wooden desk. Falling into a fitful sleep, he dreams that he hears a knock on the window, through which the ghost of a little girl unknown to him tries to enter the house. “Begone!” screams Lockwood, “I’ll never let you in, not if you beg these twenty years!” “It is twenty years,” replies the apparition, “I’ve been a waif these twenty years!”

Lockwood’s screams bring to the room none other than his landlord himself, who, on hearing what just transpired, throws open the window in a fit of desperation and implores the ghost to “Come in! Come in! Cathy, do come. Oh do – once more. Oh my heart’s darling, hear me this time, Catherine, at last!”

The ghost of Catherine fails to respond.

This passage sets the tone for the narrative, in its way. On his return to Thrushcross Grange, where he has taken up his abode, Lockwood asks his housekeeper, Nelly Dean, if she knows anything about the strange happenings and behaviour of the residents of Wuthering Heights. From here begins the story of Catherine and Heathcliff, as told by Nelly –

She takes Lockwood back some forty years, and tells of her being brought up at the Heights, the daughter of the then-housekeeper, where she was a favourite of the elder Mr. Earnshaw and a close friend of Hindley. One fateful night, Mr. Earnshaw returns from a trip to Liverpool, whence he brings back a dark, unknown boy, presumably an orphan whom he names ‘Heathcliff’ and proposes to raise as his own.

Through his quiet, uncomplaining nature, Heathcliff quickly establishes himself as a favourite of the old man, much to the annoyance of Hindley. Catherine, on the other hand, develops a close bond with the boy. As children, the brutish nature of Hindley is already evident, as is the headstrong, capricious nature of his sister. Heathcliff’s true nature, however, awaits revelation.

What is interesting here is the effect on Hindley, who realises that in his own house, he is subordinate to a foundling in his father’s eyes. Heathcliff knows he can get anything from the old man, and that gives him a power over Hindley. Hindley responds to this loss of power by resorting to physically beating Heathcliff whenever opportunity affords. The latter never actually complains about this to his benefactor, however, reserving his revenge for later.

The elder Earnshaw’s death is followed by the marriage of Hindley to Frances, a pretty but empty-headed girl from the city. Now in charge, Hindley looks to exact revenge on Heathcliff for perceived slights. Now that he has the power over Heathcliff, he takes steps to pay him back. Reducing the boy to a common labourer, subjecting him to beatings and ensuring his utter degradation become Hindley’s tools for doing so. Heathcliff falls into a life of rustic drudgery and all-round decay. His association with his tormentor’s sister, however, continues as before. Catherine and Heathcliff are still close confidantes, friends and lovers – two against the world.

A significant event takes place while Catherine and Heathcliff are about fifteen – on a ramble across the moors, the twosome stray into Thrushcross Park, where one of the Lintons’ dogs bites Catherine. On recognising Catherine as their neighbour’s daughter, the old Lintons invite her to stay with them until she recovers her health. This stay lasts a month, and Catherine makes her acquaintance with Edgar and Isabella Linton. The Lintons are a sharp contrast to the Earnshaws – they are exceedingly genteel, living in an atmosphere of luxury and elegance. The Earnshaws, no less rich, live in much harsher conditions, partly because of the location of the Heights at the high altitude and partly because they are more rugged by nature. Even physically the families are very different – where the Earnshaws and their household are dark-haired and strong, possessed of strong constitutions (a characteristic that extends to Heathcliff), the Lintons are blond-haired and delicate. The nobler, ‘superior’ Catherine quickly establishes herself in a position of dominance over the Lintons. The boy adores her, the girl is fascinated by her and the old couple dotes on her. It doesn’t take long for Catherine to realise that she has this ability to dominate people through the force of her beauty and will.

The Catherine who returns to the Heights is quite different from the wild gypsy-like creature who left it. Dressed in the finest clothes the Linton’s could give her, she now looks like quite the little lady and acts the part when she returns to her home – until she meets Heathcliff. Then the acquired elegance is forgotten and she flies to his arms even as he returns from a long tiring day at the fields, dirty and shoddy. He still remains in ascendance.

But the visit to the Linton’s is not forgotten. Hindley, recognising the advantages that association with the Lintons would bring, takes steps to further restrict the contact between his sister and his enemy Heathcliff, even as he encourages visits from the Linton family. Yet, the ties between Catherine and Heathcliff continue as strong as ever.

Several years pass. Catherine is now grown to a true beauty of a woman; Heathcliff to a near-savage rustic labourer. Edgar Linton is now a close friend of Catherine’s and she finds herself torn between the handsome, gentle Edgar, the life of easy comfort that he epitomises. and the dark, rough, impoverished Heathcliff. The contrast between them, as Brontë describes it, as the contrast between a “beautiful, fertile valley” and a “bleak, hilly, coal country”. The death of Frances Earnshaw in childbirth leaves Hindley devastated. He becomes an alcoholic, violent in temper and dissolute in behaviour, even as Hareton, his son, grows up in constant fear of his father. It is here that Hindley, in fact, loses control over his son – Hareton hates his father, who gives him only beatings and abuses, and becomes closer to Heathcliff – this fact is significant as the story progresses. The power that Hindley exercises over his son through physical coercion is much inferior to that which we later find Edgar Linton exercise over his daughter.

Matters come to a crisis when Edgar eventually proposes to, and is accepted by, Catherine. The subsequent conversation between Catherine and Nelly, which is overheard by Heathcliff, is the central passage of the book. Catherine, acutely aware that the man she has just accepted is not the one she considers her soulmate, is racked with doubt as to whether she has done the right thing, and tries to convince herself, much more than Nelly, in this regard.

“I love the ground under his feet,” says Catherine of Edgar, “and the air over his head, and everything he touches, and every word he says…so tell me Nelly, am I doing right?”

“Perfectly right,” says Nelly, “And now, let us hear what you are unhappy about. Your brother will be pleased, you will escape from a disorderly, comfortless home, into a wealthy, respectable one; and you love Edgar, and Edgar loves you. All seems smooth and easy: where is the obstacle?”

“Here, and here!” responds Catherine, striking her forehead and breast, “in whichever place the soul lives. In my soul and my heart, I am convinced I am wrong.”

The explanation follows swiftly:
“…I broke my heart with weeping to come back to earth; and the angels were so angry they flung me out into the middle of the heath on top of Wuthering Heights where I woke up sobbing for joy. That will do to explain my secret, as well as the other. I’ve no more business to marry Edgar Linton than I do to be in heaven; and if my brother had not brought Heathcliff so low, I shouldn’t have thought of it. It would degrade me to marry Heathcliff now; so he shall never know how I love him, and that, not because he’s handsome, Nelly, but because he’s more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same; and Linton’s and mine are as different as a moonbeam from lightening, or frost from fire…I cannot express it; but surely you and everybody have a notion that there is or should be an existence of yours beyond you. What were the use of my creation if I were entirely contained here? My great miseries in this life had been Heathcliff’s miseries, and I watched and felt each from the beginning: my great thought in living is himself. If all else perished, and HE remained, I should still continue to be; and if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger. My love for Linton is a little like the foliage in the woods: time will change it, I’m well aware, as winter changes the trees. My love for Heathcliff resembles the eternal rocks beneath: a source of little visible delight, but necessary. Nelly, I AM Heathcliff. He’s always in my mind, not as a pleasure, any more than I am a pleasure to myself, but as my own being.”

In these words does the headstrong Catherine express her love for the man whose fate she has just sealed by promising to marry his rival, and brings out the searing intensity of their feelings for each other. It is a love beyond love, a feeling of belonging, of oneness that they share, an almost supernatural depth that will eventually consume both.

Heathcliff, unable to bear the insult of Catherine’s words that it would degrade her to marry him now, runs away from Wuthering Heights. A traumatised Catherine suffers a stroke and brain fever from which she makes a slow recovery. It is three years before she and Edgar get married, by which time the elder Lintons have succumbed to the ravages of time. Nelly moves with her mistress to Thrushcross Grange, hoping for a brighter, quieter future than the past has been. And this, indeed, seems to be the prospect. Edgar is a devoted husband, bending to his wife’s caprices, his sister dotes on her as well, “honeysuckles embracing the thorn”, as Nelly puts it. There is no bending from Catherine, who is as headstrong as ever, but her husband and his sister are so careful of her tempers and of ruffling her feathers, as it were, that life at the Grange settles into a form of domestic bliss. The domestic life of the Lintons is entirely subservient to the whims of the woman of the house. Catherine Linton is the queen in her domain, lording it over the gentle natures of her husband and sister-in-law. And just as absolute power can sometimes be generous, she lets them have their own way when the fancy takes her, and considers herself very magnanimous indeed for doing so.

There is a difference here between the power exercised by Heathcliff over Hindley while old Earnshaw was alive, that exercised by Hindley over Heathcliff after his death and that now exercised by Catherine over her husband’s family. The first was power emerging from influence – the influence that Heathcliff had over Hindley’s father. The second flowed from authority. Hindley was the master of the house; he fed and clothed Heathcliff, and the option before Heathcliff was to accept this authority or leave – with leaving Catherine not an option, Heathcliff was effectively in Hindley’s control. Here, however, the control is voluntary – Edgar allows Catherine to have her own way for the love he bears for her and the fear he has of crossing her.

This state of affairs does not last for long. Heathcliff makes his long-awaited return, a quite different man from the one who had left – the plough-boy is now a wealthy gentleman. The text is deliberately silent on where and how he made his money and got his education – Emily Brontë presumably wanting readers to make their own judgement based on their own temperament.

The first meeting of Heathcliff in his new avatar, Catherine and Edgar Linton is described in great detail. On seeing her old playmate, Catherine reverts to her old self – it is as though the years and the layers of reserve have peeled away again. Nelly points out to Lockwood the marked difference between her new master and her old acquaintance – the effeminate, peevish Linton and the manly, solid Heathcliff. Catherine, dominant as always, persuades Edgar to accept Heathcliff as a friend. Heathcliff confides to Nelly later that he had not planned on staying long; being uncertain of the reception he would receive from Catherine. The effusiveness, the excitement, the emotion of her reception to him convinces him that the love she once felt for him is far from dead; his own burns as strongly as ever. He installs himself as a tenant of his old tormentor, Hindley at Wuthering Heights and cunningly plots his landlord’s downfall, taking advantage of his gambling habit. A new side of Heathcliff is also revealed here – his avarice, as he moves towards taking over the home where he was once brought as a waif.

Before long, Heathcliff is a more and more familiar visitor at the Grange, and he and Catherine resume their former relations as nearly as they can. The long walks on the moors are resumed, inspite of Edgar’s resentment. To Heathcliff, this is a triumph over his hated rival. To Catherine, this is a vindication of her earlier stand that he should never have left. She does not believe she loves Edgar any less for loving Heathcliff more. But then her feelings for Heathcliff are not love as we understand it – it is something well beyond that.

In his new position, Heathcliff is not Catherine’s greatest comfort, but rather her greatest torment. His presence reproaches her every moment with that she could have had. His constant accusations to her of not loving him, of tormenting him drive her near the edge mentally even as her pregnancy weakens her physically.

A complication arises when Isabella Linton falls in love with Heathcliff, much to the despair of Edgar and Nelly. A misguided affection, a childish infatuation with that which she cannot comprehend, Isabella, who commonly accompanies her sister-in-law and Heathcliff on their rambles, believes herself well and truly in love with her brother’s enemy. There is an essential difference between her feelings for him and Catherine’s. Whereas Isabella is in love with an idea of Heathcliff, of a ‘black knight’, as it were, Catherine has no such illusions. Where Isabella builds up an idealized image of a person who does not exist, Catherine plaintively and honestly says,

“Tell her what Heathcliff is: an unreclaimed creature, without refinement, without cultivation: an arid wilderness of furze and whinstone. It is a deplorable ignorance of his character, child, and nothing else, which makes that dream enter your head. Pray, don’t imagine that he conceals depths of benevolence and affection beneath that stern exterior! He’s not a rough diamond, a pearl-containing diamond of a rustic: he’s a fierce, pitiless, wolfish man. He’d crush you like a sparrow’s egg, Isabella, if he found you a troublesome charge. I know he couldn’t love a Linton; and yet he’d be quite capable of marrying your fortune and your expectations.”

Tragically for her, Isabella Linton disregards this advice from the person who knows Heathcliff best; they elope some weeks later.

But before that, takes place the big confrontation between Edgar and Heathcliff that precipitates Catherine’s decline. Edgar, returning from a Church service, finds his wife and his bété noire engaged in a heated argument about Isabella. Already smarting under the accumulated insults of his situation, the enraged husband tries foolishly to evict Heathcliff from his home permanently. The physical confrontation that ensues between the two leaves Edgar hurt, Heathcliff furious and Catherine a mental wreck. She suffers another stroke, followed by delirium and brain-fever. Edgar, crushed by his wife’s illness and sister’s desertion, becomes a recluse. He cuts off ties with his sister entirely and even Heathcliff desists from repeating his visits to the Grange.

It is worth observing here that Edgar is unable to assert his rightful authority as the master of his own home in the face of Heathcliff’s overwhelming physical superiority. Already he has ceded control in his relationship with his wife to her; and to her, there is no tinge of unfaithfulness in what she’s doing. It is worth recalling that there is no hint of a sexual relationship between Heathcliff and Catherine – the battle is always on the plane of the mind and heart. To Catherine, this is insignificant – it is Heathcliff who rules her heart and mind; she can identify with him, she feels what he feels, she hurts when he hurts, but her duties to Edgar as a wife are distinct from this. To her, there is place in her life for both Edgar and Heathcliff, but neither of the men in her life sees it that way. Heathcliff resents the loss of physical possession of Catherine, Edgar cannot bear his loss of Catherine’s spirit.

Letters from Isabella to Nelly reveal her quick disillusionment with her husband. His brutish nature shines in full force on her, and the witty, laughing girl is reduced to a depressive cynic who hopes that her husband’s hatred will eventually lead him to kill her, delivering her from a fate she believes worse than death. She describes domestic life at the Heights with Hindley, Hareton, the fanatical servant Joseph and of course, her husband. Hindley and Heathcliff are always at each other’s throat – the former constantly plotting ghastly revenges on the latter – plots he is never sober enough to undertake. The only thing standing between Heathcliff killing Hindley is Catherine – as long as she lives, Heathcliff knows he cannot harm her brother. Meanwhile the child Hareton is growing up without ever learning to read or write, doting on his father’s tormentor. The house is now a dark, dingy hell-hole, frequented by Hindley’s drunken companions by day and by the spectral Heathcliff at night.

Whatever love Isabella may have felt for her husband is crushed by him. “He’s not a human being,” says the unfortunate girl, “and he has no claim in my charity. I gave him my heart, and he took and pinched it to death; and flung it back at me. People feel with their hearts, and since he has destroyed mine, I have not power to feel for him.”

Catherine’s recovery is slow but she does, eventually. Her condition is still delicate, and the doctor warns Edgar that they have only delayed the inevitable. Under Edgar’s care she does, however, return to consciousness, though her mind is still, as Nelly says, “seemingly fixed on a point well beyond what she can see.”

Heathcliff, hearing of her recovery, insists on a meeting with her – his ‘soul’s torment’ as he calls her. Through threats of forced entry, he coerces Nelly into facilitating a meeting – him Catherine recognises. The final meeting of the two is portrayed in a moving, often wild conversation, as they accuse each other of causing the other misery, all the while clasped in a tight embrace.

“I wish I could hold you,” says the dying woman, “till we were both dead! I shouldn’t care what you suffered! What care I for your sufferings? Why shouldn’t you suffer? I do! Will you forget me? Will you be happy when I am in the earth? “
“Don’t torture me till I am as mad as yourself!”
is his only response.

Here it might be worthwhile to try and examine the relations between Heathcliff and Catherine. There is something unnatural about their feelings for each other – it reaches the point of obsession in him, to her he is a need as fundamental to her as breathing. Where and when who has the greater power in their relationship is difficult to say. Certainly Catherine seems dominant – she gets her own way most of the time. Without her restraining influence, Heathcliff’s savage nature would have, no doubt, expressed itself in a much more violent way on his enemies. He has a power over her too – the power to make her feel guilty and miserable through constant reproaches and accusations, which eventually lead her to her death, but Catherine’s power is more ‘absolute’ – she gets what she wants by commanding it, the tragedy is that she rarely knows what she really wants. He ends up exercising his power to destroy the one thing he loves most. In their complex relationship, power equations shift like the shifting tides; and the force of their love, like a force of nature, takes with it not just their own destinies, but those of all who associate with them – Edgar, Isabella, Hindley and their children.

The arrival of Edgar at this tryst results in their sudden parting – Catherine faints, never to rise again, Heathcliff flees the scene. That night, the elder Catherine dies in childbirth, leaving her husband devastated and her lover desperate. She leaves behind the prematurely-born Cathy Linton, a forgotten child, her birth as tragic as that of her cousin Hareton’s.

The same night, Isabella takes the opportunity to escape her torture, stopping at the Grange on the way, telling Nelly of her intention to go to a place where her husband can never find her, which she does, raising their son on her own, without ever telling him who his father is or that he even has one.

Edgar’s reaction to his wife’s death contrasts sharply with that of Hindley Earnshaw’s. Where the one plumbs the depths of despair, taking to drink, neglecting his estate and his son, the other raises his daughter in memory of her mother, as doting and loving a parent as child could ever wish for. Hindley dies soon, possibly murdered by Heathcliff, mourned by none but Nelly Dean. Edgar lives on, though he confesses that he would be much happier interred with his beloved wife. Cathy grows up a pampered child, beautiful like her aunt, but with her mother’s fascinating eyes, accustomed to having the world bend to her will, though she is far more sweet-tempered than her mother. The tranquillity of her existence is broken one evening when, out on a ride, she trespasses into the land belonging to Heathcliff, who is now the owner of Wuthering Heights. There she and Nelly encounter Hareton Earnshaw (Heathcliff is away on business) who, to Nelly’s great anguish, has been made by Heathcliff what Hareton’s father had made him – a handsome but uncouth, rustic boor, unaware of his own lineage, rights or place in society. Ironically, Hareton, who has the most right to feel wronged by Heathcliff, dotes on him. The meeting jars on Cathy’s consciousness – the realisation that this boor is her cousin is treated by her with disbelief, it is the first notice she has of the roughness that she will have to endure.

The death of Isabella Heathcliff when Cathy is about thirteen results in Edgar bringing her son Linton to the Grange, but his father claims him as his own property, and Linton is sent to Wuthering Heights. There is little of Heathcliff in Linton physically – Nelly describes him as a puny weakling, lacking his father’s strength or his mother’s wit and spirit, though he has his uncle’s elegance. But in his mean, vindictive nature is a pale reflection of his father’s diabolical menace.

A few years pass in peace until Cathy once again passes by the Heights. This time she meets Linton and is instantly attracted to him. Heathcliff senses in this an opportunity to avenge himself completely on his own enemy Edgar, and encourages this romance. Nelly and Edgar’s efforts to thwart the budding affair prove to no avail as the children fall into a violent infatuation. Edgar Linton’s health begins to fail, much to Heathcliff’s pleasure. But so does Linton Heathcliff’s – and this is a source of worry to his father. Not because Heathcliff bears any love for his son – he scorns him – but because he cannot bear that Linton should die before a marriage takes place between him and Cathy. Finally he resorts to kidnapping the girl and forcing her into a marriage even as her father lies on his deathbed. Her protestations that she would marry Linton of her own accord, if only she could be allowed to see her father one last time are ignored by the brute, as he and his son conspire to keep her incarcerated at Wuthering Heights. Cathy loves her father – he is the leading light of her life to the end, and perhaps that is the only comfort Edgar Linton carries with him when he eventually dies in his daughter’s arms.

The only tinge of regret that Heathcliff has in this whole business is borne out in his words to Nelly on seeing Hareton’s brutishness – a condition he himself has consciously engendered, “One is gold put to the use of paving-stones and the other is tin polished to ape a service of silver. MINE has noting valuable about it; yet I shall have the merit of making it go as far as such poor stuff can go. HIS (Hindley’s) had first rate qualities, and they are lost: rendered worse than unavailing. And the best of it is, Hareton is damnably fond of me!”

The end is swift and despairing for Edgar Linton, as he realises his rival’s final triumph over him. His nephew follows him a few months later, leaving Heathcliff sole master of the Heights and the Grange, his triumph over both his enemies – Hindley Earnshaw and Edgar Linton complete – the property of both in his hands, the son of the one reduced to a labourer in the house where he should have been master, and the daughter of the other treated like a house-servant in the house where she is, by rights, the mistress.

Nelly Dean’s narrative ends here. Lockwood makes a final visit to his landlord before leaving, where Hareton Earnshaw and Cathy have a physical altercation over her scorn of him and his mean treatment of her. Almost afraid to fall in love with a woman with such a past, Lockwood determines to leave the county.

Lockwood’s return a year later brings to a close the story of Wuthering Heights. He finds Heathcliff dead, Cathy mistress of the estate, Hareton her fiancé and Nelly re-installed as the housekeeper at the heights.

Nelly’s description of Heathcliff’s final days is a revelation in itself. It is as though he has finally seen the ghost of his long-dead love. He sees her phantom everywhere. He starts going alone on rambles across the moors, across the well-trodden paths that he and she had taken together in happier days. His conversation too, seems directed at some unknown spirit – he shuns company ever more than before. Hareton, a living image of his aunt, is unbearable for him to look at, Cathy, little like her mother to look at, is still a shadow of her. “Those two are the only objects which retain a distinct material appearance to me,” Heathcliff says of them, “and that appearance causes me pain, amounting to agony. About HER I won’t speak; and I don’t desire to think; but I earnestly wish she were invisible: her presence invokes only maddening sensations. HE moves me differently: and yet if I could do it without seeming insane, I’d never see him again! In the first place, his startling likeness to Catherine connected him fearfully with her. O God! It is a long fight. I wish it were over!”

It does get over soon enough - the end comes suddenly, with Nelly finding him dead in the little garret where he and Catherine had played together as children and where Lockwood had first seen her apparition. Even as a spirit, Catherine’s power over Heathcliff is absolute – the apparition of his idée fixée leads him on to his death. Perhaps she calls him to her. Hareton and Nelly are the only mourners at the funeral. The courtship of Hareton and Cathy, which begins some time before Heathcliff’s death, blooms into a happy relationship.

It is interesting that even after they are betrothed, Cathy is never able to turn Hareton against Heathcliff. No stories of his wickedness, of how he as wronged both her and him can convince Hareton that his idol was false. This relationship is perhaps the most incomprehensible – the deep love that Hareton bears for the man who has deprived him of land and lordship and possibly killed his father. The power Heathcliff exercises over the son of his old enemy is that of a cunning manipulator over an innocent victim. Yet, for all Heathcliff’s exultation, he bears a grudging affection for Hareton, seeing in him a personification of himself when under Hindley’s power, an affection that he never bears his own son. Heathcliff’s power over his own son is almost purely that of a physically stronger man over a weaker. Filial ties are non-existent between the two. Hareton, on the other hand, willingly subjects himself to Heathcliff, and through his own obvious qualities gains a place in the affections not just of Heathcliff but also Nelly and of course, eventually Cathy. Linton never earns anyone’s affection – scorned by his father and Hareton – but Cathy’s, and even that, Heathcliff avers, would not have survived long if Linton hadn’t died before he showed his wife his true nature.

As Lockwood leaves Wuthering Heights, Nelly tells him of how the country folks insist that Heathcliff’s ghost still lingers – “Idle tales, you’ll say, and so say I. Yet that old man by the kitchen fire affirms he has seen the two of them (when he was) looking out of his chamber window, every day since his death; and an odd thing happened to me about a month ago. I was going to the Grange one evening, and I encountered a little boy with a sheep and two lambs before him; he was crying terribly. ‘There’s Heathcliff, and a woman, yonder, and I dare not pass them!’ he said!”

Lockwood makes his was back to Thrushcross Grange to spend one last night before he moves on in his travels. As he passes by the Churchyard, he stops to look over the graves of the three people whose history he is now so well acquainted with. They lie side by side, together in death as they were in life - Catherine’s in the middle, grey, covered by heath, Edgar’s only harmonised by the turf, Heathcliff’s still bare.

“I lingered around them, under that benign sky, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how anyone could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for sleepers in that quiet earth.”

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Thursday, June 30, 2005

The Wolf responds to the tag


So, when it comes to talking about tagging I think I can safely declare that I have been a bit more successful when it comes to tagging or being tagged than cousin Jormund. I mean, being the wolf that I am, people generally had the good sense to leave me alone to revel in my own successes, so while playing those endearing childhood games I generally happened to be amongst the last to be tagged, and even if I was, at times, a bit unlucky, I generally muscled my way out of such situations, often in blatant and shameless defiance of all professional ethics and rules of fair play. Nobody was complaining anyways so it really didn’t make any difference. Perhaps someday when I start my own blog I might write about all the violence that my life has been so abundant in.

Anyways, coming back to business it is certainly a honour to be invited by Cuz JE to post this short article on my own literary habits, likes and dislikes.
Sure enough I owe JE a lot when it came to honing my literary interests, perhaps if it wasn’t for him I still might be stuck with Fredrick Forsyth and Robert Ludlum.
I suppose I may not be thought to be too arrogant when I mention that I was fortunate enough to miss the Sydney Sheldon and Agatha Christie phase. Starting off my journey into the most exciting and fascinating world of mystery fiction, as I did with Sherlock Holmes himself, there certainly was no looking back. Perhaps those days spent in being continually fascinated by the super sleuths amazing deductions, really brought me into so close a relationship with Her Majesty’s language - a relationship that has been full of awe, respect and love from my side.

My own collection of books is not so very considerable at least not enough to lose count, since a lot of my earlier readings came from books out our local library or from Cuz JE.

It was only since the past three or four years that I have really started collecting them for good.

Last book read, I am sorry to say was not a classic which should have been the case, given the fact that the circumstances right now are just right for me to catch up on some really serious reading, instead it was " The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown.

The last book or rather books I bought (since I do all the buying in bunches) were Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott, Tom Jones by Henry Fielding, and a book of poetry by Robert Burns.

Five books that have meant the most to me:

Kim – by Rudyard Kipling
For the simple fact that I still distinctly remember my own emotions as I was reading this classic. I couldn’t help having a smile on my face almost throughout, of course it wasn’t as if I was mocking it or anything. It was so very sweet a story, and so very simple at that, no exaggerations no melodrama, just a very straightforward and believable portrayal of the adventures of a most endearing little Kim, his simplistic but smart perceptions of life, the Llama's blind devotion and faith in his quest and their journey through the streets, towns and mountains of my beloved dear country in those days of the Raj, made for such beautiful reading. There was something so very true and sincere about the whole adventure, as though there was a message hidden deep within all that simplicity one that could only be felt and never really be understood.

Wuthering Heights- by Emily Bronte
There is something deeply horrifying about Heathcliff that terrorises, yet makes us sympathize with him in a very sad way, as if we understand and feel sorry for his fate, yet will never forgive him.
The entire story is in some way very tragic yet frightening.

Alice in Wonderland – by Lewis Carroll.
I have yet not been able to tell why but the first time I read it there was a certain gloomy logic to the seemingly outrageous stupidity. It somehow did not feel very cheerful, even though it was so funny, as if there was some unfathomable mystery hidden deep between those lines.

Crime and Punishment- by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
I would have been terribly frightened as I read this classic if I had not been so busy just being amazed by the masterful reasoning, and I would have been absolutely amazed if I hadn’t been so occupied being terrified at the cold blooded violence and the subsequent struggle with conscience that makes up the story. Many days after I finished reading the book I would still be wondering at the frighteningly convincing justification of a ruthless murder thus offered by Dostoyevsky.

Mayor of Casterbridge- Thomas Hardy
Perhaps Tess of the D'urbervilles is the most acclaimed of Hardy’s novels. [Editor's Note: Not Really] Even so, Mayor of Casterbridge lingers longer in my memories for special reasons too.
A very tragic story about a man who loses everything, first his wife then his position, his wealth his livelihood, his daughter and then finally himself.
A man, decaying in his own ego and pride and jealousy, living a life of deceit however repentant may that be, never giving that which he could have given to one who deserved and finally broken by a fate crafted by his own unfortunate hands.
Life is so very much like that, we remember to give when there is no one to receive we remember to love when there is no one to be loved.

That’s the five then.

Well about books I would like to burn, I don’t really think I have any for the simple reason that I am too insignificant a critic to write off anybody whether acclaimed or not. Writing is an art that I am far from being proficient at, perhaps someday that I may have gained some significant skills I will perhaps attempt to condemn some one else.

Sunday, June 19, 2005


Book Review : The Twelve Ceasars Posted by Hello

Suetonious, the illustrious author of "The Twelve Ceasars", lived in the time of Emperor Hadrian (he of the Wall). The affable historian, we are told, was dismissed from the service of the Emperor for "indiscreet behaviour" with the Empress Sabina while Hadrian was away on a campaign. (That Hadrian was probably having a very 'gay' time of it himself is...umm...irrelevant.)

Nevertheless, Suetonious' account of the life, reign and loves of the Ceasers, from Julius to Dominitian, makes for a very interesting read. For one thing, Suetonious seems to have functioned blissfully independently of the Office of the Censor. His carefree account of the personal lives of the rulers of Rome, their sexual orientation and various perversities (Valhalla knows I'll never look at Nero and Agrippina the same way again) is the ancient equivalent of The Daily Mirror's Gossip Pages.

But there's more to "The Twelve (XII looks much better doesn't it?) Ceasars" than racy accounts of orgies and incest. It is also one of the few 'insider' accounts we have of daily life in the Rome of Julius and Gaius, of Augustus and Titus. Suetonious faithfully relates how votes were bought and sold, Senators traded like horses and favours extended in exchange for money. (Now why does that sound so familiar?). He tells of the public adulation that greeted Caligula on accession, the despair of Augustus at the promiscuity of his daughter Julia and the earthy good-humour of Vespasian.

He relates the flaws of Julius and Vespasian just as frankly as he relates the (very) few good points about Nero and Caligula. While he doesn't shy away from passing judgement on the Twelve, his account appears to be very fair and unbiased in its relation of facts. At the same time, he freely admits when he is basing his account on hearsay and rumour, which is more than modern historians are likely to do.

Of the twelve Ceasars whose stories Suetonious so faithfully sets down, it's interesting that only two died of natural causes, and son succeeded father only once. The racy tale of palace intrigue, bloody coups, street revolutions and madcap dictators reads a lot like a modern thriller - shocking, unexpected, and hard to put down.

In all, if you have even a passing interest in Ancient History, you can't miss this one.

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Saturday, May 21, 2005

The Black Wolf's Restaurant Reviews: Tastings, Chembur

So, riding the sweet wave of encouragement and appreciation from my esteemed and snaky cousin JE here I come - Fenderis the wolf with another of those uber-professional reviews. (Since I am a one-review old veteran I may call my self a pro, right? What say thou?)

Well this time it happens to be a relatively decent place around our dear old Midgard that I nevertheless frequent. We bloodthirsty wolves also have our quiet moments, you see, so this is where I land up, whenever I have some insult to lick up or wish to revel in the after glory of some recent work of destruction or nuisance in general to this perverted society (or to brood over my unworthiness in having any finer feeling of the romantic type).

Located at the heart of Chembur, near Diamond Garden, is this ice cream & snacks parlour which offers a nice scene for silent contemplation, to re-live those sweet memories of times never to come again, and of those you have shared them with.

Probably not a romantic place though, at least not in the purist’s sense. Situated in the midst of some really active vehicular traffic, the parlour is a completely open place. As such it offers us a typically Midgard on-the-move prospect all around, what with vehicles and people whizzing around you. But the place isn’t chaotic, as some might fear, in fact is comes across as an oasis of peace in the midst of the traffic, which somehow fades into unobtrusiveness even as one can wander about in one’s own world within. Perhaps this factor is what appeals to me the most.

We of the brood discovered it about a couple of years back, when we really began spending time as a group and it quickly became quite a favourite with us. Basically this place serves ice creams, pastries and snacks, with a very good variety on the menu.

The softies are what drew me to the place initially - though it is most unfortunate that they offer only two flavours, so those looking for anything beyond chocolate and vanilla would be disappointed. I know, it doesn’t sound like much, but then I have loved vanilla since times immemorial so it doesn’t function as a deterrent to me.

Along with softies they have the usual ice-cream scoops, which are branded so there isn’t much point in judging those. The Sundaes and the other fancy combinations are definitely worth trying and though there’s nothing particularly exotic it's still good enough.

The best part is the really unusual cold coffee they serve here - which has been my favourite ever since I discovered it. While we are all familiar with the “ice-cream scoop in regular chilled coffee type”, over here they have a beautiful variant with the softy mixed in coffee fare which, believe me, tastes just superb. So it's like thick coffee with softy and the taste blends perfectly, and is not too sweet either.

Then we come to the pastries section, again nothing exotic, but definitely worth the dough. No surprises here – you get what you order for and it tastes good. Again, there is a decent variety in the menu. The mousses are sweet as well, but I’m not certain that I’m yet in a position to pass final judgement on them.Lastly they have the snacks, nothing much to say here - it's the usual thing that one would find anywhere else. Basically they have all the bread variants – sandwiches, pizzas, burgers and stuff like that. What's worth mentioning is the latest addition of a Pav Bhaji stall. The masala pav is really good, I mean quite professional, and definitely worth trying.

The dining place is really clean and pleasant, with a capacity of about 30 or so with cute round tables and all, not very spacious but somehow doesn't feel too crowded - even with all the tables occupied. The waiting area is good enough too, at least nothing to complain of (other than the usual preference to the female customers -now that's really most disgusting).

Worth noticing is the cashier-cum-owner, who looks really dumb or dead, or both. One can always count on fining him sitting with the same dead expression on his face always, I doubt that he would take the trouble of swatting a fly even if it happened to sit on his nose. Or perhaps it is some really higher version of serene meditation, one that lesser mortals like me cannot quite fathom.

So summing it all up, all of my visits have been really pleasant on the heart as well as the pocket. Everything is really moderately priced and very affordable.

I would describe this as a particularly simple and humble place, simple and humble in the ambience and nothing too glitzy, garish or hep.

And yes, DEFINITELY for first time dates
Name : Tastings Ice-Cream Parlour
Location : 7th Cross Road, Diamond Garden, Chembur
Contributed by F.W.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

The Black Wolf's Restaurant Reviews: Himale, Chembur

Those of you in the know would be aware that my cousin Fenderis and I both have mothers who exile us from our castles without any compunction whatsoever. Out of adversity, however, doth spring enterprise, as a Bard once said, and this little instance of our maternal parents’ ‘bringing up’ habits has led to our getting quite a feel and taste for the road cuisine around Midgard. Given that this could be very useful knowledge for a number of people, I hit upon the idea of writing restaurant reviews for precisely this kind of eating-place – the one’s that are far far under the radar of the Vir Sanghavi’s and Asit Chandmal’s of the world.
So here goes…Fenderis’ first restaurant review.


When Jormund told me to write a series of restaurant review (and Ariel threatened to poison my coffee if I didn’t), I knew I could start my reviewing career with no other place than Himale’s, Chembur. One of my very frequently visited hangouts, this particular eatery enjoys a very special place in our own little friend circle, for this is where we invariably retire to escape from the sad monotonies of life.

Location
It’s not really a hole in the wall type of restaurant – in fact it enjoys the advantage of a decent-looking location and a very legal-looking dining area. (Though, as it sometimes happens with appearances, they are deceptive in this case; I strongly suspect that it isn’t legal.)

It sits sandwiched between two computer cafes. The dining hall (if one may call it that) opens out almost onto the main road and is bordered by a dry sort of sewage drain, the ones that usually flank the roads in these parts. Needless to say, this makes the experience a bit unpleasant when the restaurant is more-than-usually crowded, as the tables are then stretched over the said gutters. Twenty people is about as many as it can seat (with some difficulty) – anything above 16 and it starts getting cramped up.

Ambience
The furniture is the usual rickety type with tables that would overturn at the slightest offence, and the customarily ill-matching plastic chairs that bend in and out most precariously. The table comes equipped with the ubiquitous sauce-tray, the ones that usually define a Chinese joint, along with the omnipresent dark red colour of course. Not to forget the very un-dragonly-looking dragon and the seemingly Mandarin script that says Valhalla-knows-what. (I have, many a times felt quite a strong urge to investigate if it really is Mandarin at all. Is it possible that there is some deep political Chinese conspiracy to ridicule and mock us so frankly as we lick up their delicacies through that supposed Chinese writing? Well, why not?)

And now for the best part – the waiting period.

Now please do not misunderstand me. I am not defaming our north-eastern brethren, but they really seem to have the most stupidly simple, and also the best and the most tolerant of dispositions. I mean, selecting your dish is easy enough; the menu's in English. BUT communicating it to the honourable waiters is one hell of a job! I don't remember a lot of instances when we have got through to the waiter in the first attempt itself. Much like a Pink Floyd song to a recalcitrant nerd, the message just doesn’t seem to get through. Foremost among the problems happen to be their very thickly accented language - so something like "Chicken Schezwan" would be repeated like "chickeschewoaaaa" and “One-half” would most probably be misconstrued as “One-and-a-half”, so that's like thrice ofwhat you actually meant.

I particularly recommend that our dear diners would do well to repeat their orders as many times as possible and preferably signify quantity by sign language for is often mistaken. Also, do stress the chicken in your chicken dishes if you want it and even more emphatically stress the absence of it if you don’t – and even after all these precautions be prepared to be really irritated when the order arrives.

Which, by the way is why I honour the nature of those blessed servers - their mistakes are often rather causes of much ridicule and laughter than frustration. They take the insults thrown their way very well and do only so much as to good-naturedly smile, apparently at their own foolishness. (Or perhaps they don't understand what the joke is all about and just want to join in and look good.) Whatever that may be waiting can be a rather entertaining - but often frustrating - experience.

Cuisine

Perhaps I would also put in a word or two of my personal opinion over here. I have been frequenting this joint for quite some years now - so much so that I can safely comment on the changes in taste that invariably accompanies any food joint in its journey through time. I have come to observe that as these joints gain in affluence and clientele, they proportionally compromise on quantity and most importantly on the taste that brought them the added custom. Perhaps the latter happens unintentionally, but happen it does nonetheless. So, as the matter stands, the very aspect of such humble joints that appeal most to discerning customers lose favour and loyalty then fade into “Once upon a time” experiences.

Though this restaurant's dishes have not lost out much on quantity they have certainly lost out a bit on the taste aspect of it. I remember the preparations being particularly lip-smacking - especially so for the fans of the classic spicy Chinese menu. But now, the dishes - even those which are characteristically spicy - now taste somewhat bland and mellow, rather than like the mean dragonly challenges they were meant to be. This might well put off those who are accustomed to the typical Indian-ised Chinese cuisine which is specially spicy and is generally what one looks for in any such place.

The menu is in no way lacking in variety. Well, at least for name sake, and I mean it that way. At one such dinner we happened to order a couple of dishes which though named differently tasted just the same, absolutely no difference whatsoever, not even for decency’s sake.

Then again all the red-looking rice and noodle dishes as well as the orange-looking and the white-looking ones taste just the same amongst themselves and do not taste very different amongst one another, so the sauces come in very handy to alter the experience a bit.

Though the main courses don't impress me much, the soups and the starters are where the treasures of Himale’s are hidden. Most of these are very tasty, their “Himale Special” variations being certainly worth trying. Amongst the starters I would particularly recommend the chilly chicken appetizers which are my favourite. They come in the gravy-type variation too, and most of these are also good enough, so a prudently combined meal should be quite pleasant on the tastebuds. Quantity is absolutely no problem and the dishes are very moderately priced so one doesn't have that empty feeling that follows most of the more expensive dining adventures.

One of the latest additions to this joint (and also one that has left me completely in awe of their business ingenuity) is an ice gola stand within the premises. Surprising isn't it? Works wonderfully though. I suppose they have hit on just the right kind of meal-desert combo. And these are no ordinary golas, but those of the malai variety, and though I haven't personally tried them yet, my other wolf-friends are very impressed.

But how can I sign off without a mention of the multicoloured and most mis-matched cutlery presented by this joint which, though being characteristic of most such places I think is important to mention as being particularly garish.

So summing up finally I could say , the experience should be not too unpleasant for the especially churlish ones and should be quite enjoyable for those to whom such places are more as “hang-out” places than as particularly satisfying dining experiences I meanthat's how I approach it, and I’ve come to enjoy every evening out there.
Strictly not a place for first dates though.

Restaurant: Himale’s Chinese
Location: Off the Mumbai-Pune highway and into Chembur proper. If coming in from Sion, Ashish Talkies would be an appropriate landmark, the joint is about fifty meters from the theatre on the opposite side.
Contributed by:
Fenderis Wolf
(Edited by JE)

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Book Review : Eragon


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The inside cover of Eragon informs us that it's author, Christopher Paolini, was 15 years old when he wrote the book. In a way this presents a peculiar problem. It makes it a touch unfair to hold him to the same standards as CS Lewis or Tolkien. Still, a published book is a published book and it needs to be judged on its own merit.

Eragon doesn't break any new ground as far as fantasy literature is concerned. There is a strong sense of deja vu about the whole thing. If you've read enough of the Fanatasy Classics and played enough Role-playing games, you basically know what you're in for. The characters are a touch caricatured and the writing varies from being very gripping to being rather hackneyed.

It traces the story of a farm boy called Eragon who stumbles upon what happens to be a dragon-egg. When the egg hatches, he becomes one of the powerful, mythical dragon-riders and starts off on a journey that involves a head-on collission with the all-powerful King Galbatorix, aided by an old Magician and a young man of questionable parentage. He also falls in love with a powerful elf-princess and allies himself with a mysterious witch.

The problem is, it all sounds rather familiar.

Paolini may or may not go on to become a remarkable writer. I am inclined to think not, but far better reviewers than me have been proven wrong. For now, it's best to treat Eragon as a fun way to spend a few hours. Expect no more and you will be pleasantly surprised. Expect a debut on the lines of Ray Feist's Magician and you'll be sadly disappointed.

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Book Review : The Jungle Book


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Rudyard Kipling’s Jungle Book is acknowledged as a masterpiece of children’s literature. We should also now recognize that our generation will probably be the last to have actually read it. It will be too difficult to read for future generations of children brought up on computer games and Cartoon Network, and adults will dismiss it because it features talking animals.

That would be a mistake. Kipling’s story of the lost “man-cub” (Mowgli) who is raised by a Wolf-pack, taught by a Bear and a panther and his final return to his own kind has a very adult theme to it. Of belonging to a community and then realizing you don’t. From his acceptance on Council Rock as a member of the Pack – an acceptance bought on the word of the aging Baloo and a kill made by Bagheera – to his triumphant return to the Council Rock as the renegade returned, with Sher Khan’s hide on his back, and then back to his village, Mowgli never fits in. He’s accepted at best, but he’s different. It’s the individuals – Akela the Great Grey Wolf, deposed as leader of the pack, Baloo the old bear, irrelevant to all but Mowgli, Bagheera, the panther who was raised in captivity, and Messua his presumptive mother – who are true to him. As communities, both the pack and the village fail him.

But the parable is strictly secondary. What stands out is the beauty of the story itself. Kipling’s style here is refreshingly lucid - one can almost imagine an old story-teller gathering the children of the regiment around him and telling them the fantastic story of the boy who got lost and was raised by a jungle of talking beasts. Telling them of the heroism of Akela, the villainy of Shere Khan, the cunning of his lackey, Tabaqui the wolf, the menace of Kaa the Python and the horror of the Red Dog, the Dhol. And for a moment it’s easy to forget that Kipling was a colonial Brit. For ‘The Jungle Book’ is as Indian a piece of work as any.

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